Witches World SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crops Grown:	3602
Enchantments Applied:	192	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	3936
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Potions Brewed:	125	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	8873
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Projections Made:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Farms Harvested:	919	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3191	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1209	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alien Abductions:	5

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crops Grown:	7301	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ores Mined:	6655
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	6227	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Emeralds Found:	989	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	New Chunks Explored:	250897
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	287155	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1