LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Crops Grown: 1264 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Star Shards Collected: 284
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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