LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Emeralds Found: 6585 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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