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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9216 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Emeralds Found: | 8910 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 151 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 381 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!