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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 850 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).