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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5965 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 884 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re winning is a virtual block-building competition? Well, look no further because on our server, winning looks like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve got a whole army of undead poultry just waiting for you to show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).
