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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1787 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”