New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 105/300 Votes: 9189
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Zombie Dances: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 6307 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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