WilhelmScreamMCSMP

(Audio), Cinematic, classic, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, film, film industry, funny, Hollywood, humor, iconic, JOKE, Laughter, laughter-inducing, memorable, movie scene, scream, sound effect, Wilhelm scream, WilhelmScreamMCSMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7660
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every time you find diamonds, a herd of llamas will rain from the sky and start breakdancing!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wilhelm scream, which randomly plays whenever someone falls into a pit of lava or gets blown up by a creeper. Can you imagine the hilarity of hearing that iconic scream in the middle of a intense PvP battle?

So come join us and experience the chaos and comedy that awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyKremlinFlightDown

air travel, Aviation, Azerbaijan Airlines, Conflict, CraftyKremlinFlightDown, diplomatic relations, Flight, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, official statement, plane crash, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, shot down, speculation, Tragedy, Warning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Potions Brewed:	24

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE THEY’RE AT A RAVE!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A DRAGON WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH YOUR TRUSTY BANANA SWORD!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND YOU CAN TRADE WITH THEM FOR UNICORN HORNS? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT? #YOLO #CREEPERPARTY #LLAMALOVE

Robo Laws: SentientCraft

AI ethics, Artificial Intelligence, Asimov, Automation, Ethics, human recognition, Humanity, Isaac Asimov, Laws, machine ethics, machine learning, programming, programming ethics, Robo, robotics, robotics programming, Robots, science fiction, Sentient, sentient robots, SentientCraft, Technology, Three Laws of Robotics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the robots are, like, totally sentient and following these three laws of robotics by asimov, but, like, they’re also, like, super quirky and have their own personalities.

join our server for a wild ride of robot shenanigans and wacky adventures! you’ll never know what these crazy robots will do next, from building giant monuments to throwing epic dance parties in the virtual world.

plus, you’ll get to witness the ultimate showdown between the robots and the evil villain who wants to take over the server and turn it into a giant toaster.

so come on down and join the fun on our minecraft server, where the robots are in charge and anything is possible!

LightMC Server

Abilities, Adventure, bedrock, challenging mobs, Community, Connections, Customizable Ranks, Discord, enemies, Exclusive Warps, Fun, gameplay, java, LightMC, official discord, PORT, Ranks, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skills, smp, survival mode

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	781	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zombie Dances:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Overview of LIGHTMC Minecraft Server

What We Offer:
🔥 Skills System: Level up your abilities and become stronger!
🚀 Exclusive Warps: Explore amazing areas with just one command.
🐉 Challenging Mobs: Face unique enemies and earn epic rewards.
⭐ Customizable Ranks: Show off your progress and stand out in the community.
💬 Official Discord: Join our community, ask questions, and make new friends.
🛡️ Survival Mode: Pure and thrilling gameplay, just the way you love it!

Server IP: – Connections will need to be on versions 1.20.6+ – Java: play.lightmc.uk – Bedrock: bedrock.lightmc.uk – Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.lightmc.uk

Fun is just one block away! 🏰

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I join the server?

Answer: To join the server, use the Java IP play.lightmc.uk or the Bedrock IP bedrock.lightmc.uk with port 19132.

Question: Is there a Discord server for community interactions?

Answer: Yes, you can join our official Discord server at https://discord.lightmc.uk for community interactions, questions, and making new friends.

Question: What is the Skills System and how does it work?

Answer: The Skills System allows you to level up your abilities in the game, becoming stronger as you progress. It adds a unique element to gameplay.

Question: Are there special rewards for facing Challenging Mobs?

Answer: Yes, facing Challenging Mobs in the server earns you epic rewards, adding excitement and challenge to your gameplay experience.

MysticCrafters 1.20.5

1.20.5, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Arena Open, Bloomburrow play boxes, card game community, collectible card game, Competitive Gaming, digital card game, explorer decks, free codes, Gifting, Gruul Aggro, Holiday Edition, Jegantha banned, Keisuke Sato, magic the gathering, magic the gathering arena, mtgag, MysticCrafters, online card game, Pioneer masters, wizards of the coast

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	5384
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a holiday edition on steroids! We got more surprises than a chest full of diamonds, I swear!

First off, we got an Arena Open that’s gonna make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And guess what? Jegantha is now banned, so you won’t have to deal with that pesky little companion anymore. Plus, we just had Arena Championship 7 won by Keisuke Sato, who’s all about that Gruul Aggro life. He/him, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Play in the Arena Direct and you could win not one, but TWO Bloomburrow play boxes! I mean, who needs real-life gifts when you can win virtual ones, amirite?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got SIX new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. That’s right, SIX! It’s like Christmas came early, bros!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience a holiday edition like no other. It’s gonna be more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, I promise! Let’s get this party started, bros! 🎉🎮🔥

The iDOL M@STER General Minecraft SMP

general, Idol, idolmaster, idolmaster anthology, idolmaster apk, idolmaster birthdays, idolmaster livestream, idolmaster manga, idolmaster translations, idolmaster volume 15, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-archive, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-faq, idolmaster-gacha-dates, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, M@STER, Minecraft, SMPliul, ulliThe

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	3532	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	6139

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered overlords.

2. The spawn point is located on a giant floating pancake, where players must navigate their way through syrup rivers and bacon bridges to reach safety. It’s a sticky situation, but oh so delicious.

3. Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and a weekly karaoke night where players must serenade the Ender Dragon to sleep. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

TalentBoastin’ SMP

Bragging rights, hidden talent, impressive talent, Show off, smp, special skill, talent, talent bragging, talent demonstration, talent discovery, talent exhibition, talent flair, talent mastery, talent pride, talent prowess, talent reveal, talent showcase, talent spotlight, TalentBoastin, unique ability

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	491
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns or something, and they grant wishes to players who find the rarest block in the game. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The whole server is actually floating on a giant taco in the sky. Yeah, you heard me right, a taco. And if you manage to build a house out of cheese, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret society of llamas who control the economy? Yeah, they trade emeralds for cookies and diamonds for bubble gum. It’s a total mind trip, but it’s so worth it.

So, if you wanna join this crazy adventure and show off your talent for building the weirdest stuff ever, then you gotta hop on this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.

BlockyBizarreLand

bizarre customs, BlockyBizarreLand, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, cultural shock, enlightening discoveries, eye-opening experiences, odd rituals, peculiar upbringing, quirky traditions, shocking realizations, societal conditioning, strange behaviors, strange traditions, surprising revelations, unconventional practices, unconventional upbringing, unique perspectives, unusual childhood, unusual habits, weird norms

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers do the moonwalk, and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockyDefense Minecraft Server

air defense capabilities, air traffic control, airspace security, Aviation (Industry), aviation disaster, aviation safety, Azerbaijan Airlines, BlockyDefense, deadly, defense systems, international incident, investigation, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile strike, national security, plane crash, Reuters, Russian air defence system, Server, Tragedy, tragic accident

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting shot down by russian air defence systems like in this crazy news story!! we promise u wont crash and burn like that airplane, unless u try to build a plane in minecraft and it goes horribly wrong hahaha!! come join us for some wild adventures and avoid the dangers of real life, like getting shot down by russian missiles!! #minecraftlife #dontgetshotdown #crazyadventures

SovietSeaSabotage

Baltic Sea, breaks, cables, communication disruption, cybersecurity, Espionage, Estonian, FINNISH, Finnish-Estonian, international waters, marine cables, maritime security, naval incident, russia, Russian shadow fleets, sabotage, shadow fleets, Ship, ship breaks, SovietSeaSabotage, undersea warfare

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we got russian shadow fleets breakin marine cables like it’s nobodys business. u wanna be part of dat action, dontcha? come join us and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. who needs regular ol’ servers when u can be part of dis madness? so come on, what u waitin for? join us and be part of the craziest adventure u ever seen in Minecraft!

Auto-Corrected Worcestershire

auto corrected, AutoCorrected, British, capital letter, condiment, Cooking, Culinary, English, flavoring, Ingredient, kitchen, long tail tag, marinade, pronunciation, Sauce, Savory, Seasoning, tangy, Traditional, Unique, Worcestershire

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

so, like, u gotta join dis crazy minecraft server, man. like, we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens dancin’ to disco music. it’s a total party up in here, ya know?

we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.

so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Morning Macrophage Mayhem

detect, early part of the day, harmful substances, heightened, immune cells, immune response, inflammasome activation, Macrophage, Macrophages, MAYHEM, morning, Respond, robust, time of day

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1513	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got macrophages running around like crazy, detecting and responding to harmful substances like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, depending on the time of day, these bad boys function differently!

In the morning, these macrophages are on fire, their inflammasome activation is quicker and more robust. It’s like they’ve had their morning coffee and they are ready to kick some immune system butt! So if you want an immune response that’s heightened during the early part of the day, then this is the server for you!

Join us now and experience the madness of macrophages in Minecraft like never before. Who knew immune cells could be so wild and crazy? Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us today!

Survland server Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Mineshield, Server, Survival, Survland, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Votes:	7866	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Survland: Vanilla Minecraft Server

Welcome to Survland, the classic vanilla Minecraft server! Here you will find a pure and unaltered gaming experience, a friendly community and true adventure in survival mode. Survland is a similar version of the popular Mineshield server, offering the same exciting experience. Join us and enjoy Minecraft in its original form!

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Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, all the 404s that have been forgotten i still remember, but i took of just like that and this next one i was going to drive home, but in saying that i looked at the time, but maybe a double kill was too much, but pepe was to much to kill, cope seethe post more, ETERNAL, HORIZON, i thought i just thought, it pointed to the past and every second that ticked over was like a win in my book, my eyes tighten and i thought maybe i was biting more then i could chew with that one, no one knows hows best done with undetectable death, that was my problem i didnt act, the power of thread killing mine, words i never thought id say, you mother fucker

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Villages Defended:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Ever wanted to kill Pepe in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Double kills, time travel, and forgotten 404s await you on our server. Coping, seething, and posting more has never been more fun! Experience undetectable death and tighten your eyes in excitement. Drive home the power of thread killing on our server like never before! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Asians, bullshit, competent people, consequences, decent wages, Defending, despises, DrPhil, Europeans, fallen, Hates, Import, incompetent, Indian Immigrants, Latin Americans, Loves.., mask, mask falling, Minecraft, Musk, Pajeet workers, shilling, smp, Warning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

avoidable mistakes, bad decisions, cautionary tale, Curiosity, hindsight, hindsight bias, learning experiences, lessons learned, lost time, Minecraft, negative consequences, personal growth, Rabbit Hole, Reflection, RegretfulBunnyHole, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, time sink, unproductive pursuits, warning signs, wasted energy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).