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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1231 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Dutch cabinet wants in on the action. They heard about our epic builds and decided to build their own pixelated parliament. Geert Wilders even tried to claim Jordan as the only true Palestine in our world, but we shut him down with a TNT explosion of logic.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Let’s get blocky, baby!
