Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY