Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Mines Excavated: 4171
Runes Activated: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY