Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Farms Harvested:	210
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5337	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

/vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
/vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
/vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
/vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
/vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	642794	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	82

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! 🤯

Join us for the Busta Move Edition where you’ll be busting moves left and right while building the most outrageous structures you can imagine! 💃🏼

Demo Days are the bomb on this server! You won’t believe the crazy creations people come up with. From giant pixel art to mind-blowing redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on this server. 🎉

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will blow your mind. With helpful links and a whole archive of epic threads, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds! 💎

Previous players have reported experiencing levels of fun they never thought possible. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin! 🚀

Remember, on this server, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, put on your best armor, and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before! 🔥

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3703	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

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