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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7287 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.
So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?