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PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Mines Excavated:	3433	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	3459	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	680	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Farms Harvested:	799	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	5341	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	3007
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4959	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7659
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	604
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	180
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ores Mined:	4637	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Zombie Dances:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Players:	107/700	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17