New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

    Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

    So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

    PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

    For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Two Times A Charm

    Two Times A Charm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome
    Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server
    Server IP
    mc.twotimesacharm.com
    Server Trailer
    https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM
    Server Features
    Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
    Notes
    Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)
    All Server Commands
    /spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop
    Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
    No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
    Server Rules (Allowed)
    PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

    FAQ

    1. Can I use mods on the server?

    Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

    2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

    3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

    Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

    4. How often are server backups performed?

    Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

    5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

    There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • United States of Craft 1.20.5

    United States of Craft 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

    Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

    You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

    So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

    BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP