New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PlateCrafters

    PlateCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh fruit pie! Join us for a wild ride filled with grandpas, sensitive souls, and a whole lot of plate-putting-away drama.

    Ever wanted to experience the thrill of being scolded for suggesting someone put away a clean plate? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen! Explore our virtual world filled with sensitive players, abusive home flashbacks, and family dynamics that will leave you questioning your own existence.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual pie with fruits on top, just like the one that started it all. Who knew a simple dessert could lead to such chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see what all the drama is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RampageCraft: Montenegro Massacre

    RampageCraft: Montenegro Massacre

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rampage happening is the one where you’re slaying mobs left and right! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, we’ve got so many diamonds, you’ll be swimming in them like scrooge mcduck.

    our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’ve got more laughs than a clown convention. plus, our mods are so on point, they make gordon ramsay look like a toddler trying to cook spaghetti.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where the only thing going on a rampage is your creativity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Heat Seeking Mosquitoes

    Heat Seeking Mosquitoes

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have mosquitoes with SUPER SENSITIVE LEG SENSORS that can SMELL your body heat from MILES away! forget about sneaky creepers, these mosquitoes are the REAL threat in our world! team up with your friends to build a fortress to protect yourselves from these heat-seeking bloodsuckers. who knew bugs could be so high-tech?! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy mosquito-infested world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Moonbat

    Moonbat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Version 1.21.1
    IP Address moonbat.ddns.net

    Overview:

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? Yes, there is an SMP map that allows griefing.
    Will the SMP maps reset? No, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
    Do you have player events? Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
    What minigames do you have? We have recently added minigames such as spleef.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Dream Realm 1.21

    Eternal Dream Realm 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! If you wanna join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of rabid llamas, then you gotta check out this place!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we got more diamonds than a Beverly Hills jewelry store! And our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny!

    But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you wanna scream “Don’t care still voted Trump” at the top of your lungs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP