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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 886 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 937788 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 260 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.
But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.