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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3575 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!
So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!