Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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