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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9031 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.