“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4883
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Towns Built:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6002	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	4797
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	955248	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Void Gems Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mines Excavated:	2675

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1534	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.