Why is Hitler so much more interesting and mysterious than all… Minecraft SMP

All, comparison, control, dictator, Evil, fascination, History, hitler, influence, INTERESTING, leadership, Manipulation, megalomaniac, Minecraft, Musk, Mysterious, Mystery, narcissist, Nazi Germany, power, Propaganda, Psychology, smp, trump, world war II

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a reality TV show.

We’ve got a community that’s more dysfunctional than a family reunion at the Addams Family mansion. From secret alliances to epic betrayals, you never know who you can trust. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. Want to live in a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? We’ve got that too. The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a little bit of sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where Hitler is more interesting than Elon Musk and Donald Trump combined? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1014	Mines Excavated:	4320
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9363
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	253
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	7168
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	2568	New Chunks Explored:	753050
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	63	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	2835
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	232
Towns Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7929
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Potions Brewed:	118	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runes Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	578555

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	4309	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.