Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Items Found:	6791	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	916059	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	39

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6263
Animals Bred:	175	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Farms Harvested:	828	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crops Grown:	5839
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ores Mined:	1366	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4712	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crops Grown:	5313	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5810
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Emeralds Found:	2668	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5421	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net