Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Players Killed by Monsters:	9448	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	80
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Emeralds Found:	8161
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1950	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	3448
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4480
Magic Items Found:	5780	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	27

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	362675	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dimension Hops:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
New Chunks Explored:	89601	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2630
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	121	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1