Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.
Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

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Crafty Chart Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!
Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

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KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!
Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

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ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

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Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

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CraftyBFFs

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Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

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AstroCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.
well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

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TouristTrapCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

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Parkour Pollution Patrol

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so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!

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Auzorite Mc

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I AUZORITE MC WE HAVE LIFESTEAL HEADSTEAL GEMSTEAL AND FFA AUZORITE MC IS A PUBLICK NETWORK JOIN AND ENJOY OUR EXCITING GAMEMODES

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ad network no1

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Join Our Minecraft Server!

Features:

– Low Ping (20-50ms)

– 24/7 Uptime –

– No Lag

Server IP: adnetwork.uk.to:25579

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Fujoshis Minecraft Server: Autistic Females Unite!

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Are you a fan of fujoshis and all things wild and wacky? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where fujoshis reign supreme and where we embrace our inner autists with pride.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server that celebrates the unique and quirky fujoshi culture? Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggles and triumphs of being a fujoshi in a world that just doesn’t get it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant yaoi statues to pixel art of your favorite anime characters, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us and let your fujoshi flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your fujoshi soulmate or discover a new passion for building the most fabulous and flamboyant creations in all of Minecraft. Let’s get crazy and have some fun together!

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Slowly Searches Gun Drawn Protagonist – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to defeat the villain is by making your own kind of music! Picture this: you, armed with a diamond sword, sneaking through a creepy house filled with traps and secrets. Suddenly, a 60’s pop hit blares from an old record player, giving away your position to the villain. But fear not, for your music-making skills will lead you to victory!
Join our server for a chance to face off against evil masterminds, uncover hidden treasures, and jam out to some groovy tunes along the way. Who needs traditional weapons when you have the power of music on your side? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

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GenreBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your mom nagging you about your little sister’s reading habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!
On our server, you can build your own library filled with all the genres your sister could ever dream of! From romance to mystery to fantasy, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden thriller novel or two.

Forget about being called lazy for not trying harder to help your sister. On our server, you can show off your building skills and create the ultimate reading paradise for her. Plus, who needs real books when you can have virtual ones in Minecraft?

So come join us and let’s make reading fun again – one block at a time!

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CousinWifeNoob vs SisterInLawSlay

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgmental relatives in sight.
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content without anyone criticizing your outfit choices or social skills. Unlike some family members, we welcome all players with open arms and encourage creativity in all forms.

Join us for a virtual escape where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or double standards. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our server is waiting for you to join the fun and escape to a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the game!

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