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Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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