Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LockdownLolsMC

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Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Farms Harvested:	460	Dragon Eggs Found:	8019
Love Letters Sent:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	8055	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6252
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Potions Brewed:	104	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	263

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.