Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Servers