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Jew Crew Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, CREW, debate, Ethics, Existence, FAITH, Human, Humanity, Identity, jew, Jewish identity, Jews, judaism, metaphysical questions, Minecraft, morality, philosophy, Religion, religion vs spirituality, religious beliefs, smp, Soul, Soul searching, spirituality

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we ponder life’s biggest questions, like whether a jew can have a human soul in the game! Join us for hilarious debates, epic builds, and wild adventures as we explore the depths of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking your inner diamond armor-wearing philosopher! So come on, join us and let’s dive into the craziest discussions and build the most mind-blowing creations together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Luminara

Bedrock Compatible, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Features, friendly community, Fun, grief-free, Helpful, MCMMO, Memories, minecraft bedrock edition, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Stealing, PvE, PvP, quality of life, refreshed, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, theft-free, Updates, Vanilla

Refreshed Semi-Vanilla 1.21 SMP

Luminara (formerly known as Nether Depths) is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and quality of life features.

Friendly Community Our community is friendly, helpful, and fun! There are so many memories to create in this server.

Quick Updates We’re always one of the first to update our Minecraft version and we’re planning to update to 1.22 once it is released as soon as possible!

Bedrock-Compatible On the go? No problem! You can join on Minecraft Bedrock Edition! IP: mc.br.luminescent.dev PORT: 53778

Find out more about the many features of Luminara at https://mc.luminescent.dev !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creeper’s Paradise Minecraft Server

CREEPERS, cultural self-hate, identity issues, Indian, Indian self-hate, Internalized Racism, mental health, Minecraft, Paradise, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-hate in society, self-hating, self-hating Indian, self-hating Indian existence, Server, societal pressure, third world self-hate, thirdies, thirdies cunt, thirdies self-hate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild jungle full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting to happen.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Dance Party with the Ender Dragon” and “Hide and Seek with Herobrine.” Plus, our server is so advanced that we have diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock and enchanted armor that turns you into a flying pig.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost Mines of Derpiness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Emeralds Found:	2152

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Fate/ Grand Order NA General

Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, dragon girl, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, general, GRAND, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, NA General, Order, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, Summoning Info, water margin

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Singularity Repair Support Campaign has taken over and now you must battle dragons and water margin girls in the Halloween Rebellion of 108! But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus!

Forget about boring old materials and summoning info, in this server, you’ll be summoning crazy creatures and battling in epic events that will leave you questioning reality. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs a material lookup when you can have a dragon girl’s water margin adventure? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CubeLandia

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, CubeLandia, Enjoyable, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, improve, Interactive, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Player Suggestions, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Social, Spanish, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, virtual world

You will not have problems on our server. We prioritize player suggestions to improve it for the benefit of everyone. We are a server completely in Spanish

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

/flip/ Minecraft Server

deep desires, deepest fantasies, discovering desires, discovering fantasies, exploring desires, exploring fantasies, fantasy discovery, fantasy exploration, fantasy fulfillment, fantasy revelation, finds out, Flip, flips, hidden desires, Minecraft, secret fantasies, Server, uncovering desires, uncovering fantasies, uncovering secrets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical flip button that reveals your deepest fantasies! Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure rainbow? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered. Join us for the wackiest and wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for your fantasies to come to life in ways you never imagined.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell

accessories, Apple, Apple accessories, apple products, Computer parts, computer peripherals, consumer electronics, design, Display, display technology, Hell, Imac, innovation, Mac computers, market demand, Minecraft, Monitors, product development, smp, Studio Display, tech accessories, Technology, technology industry

Yo, have you ever wondered why Apple doesn’t make monitors? Like, they could totally make an iMac without the computer parts and sell it as a fancy accessory. But hey, forget about Apple’s monitor woes and come join our Minecraft SMP instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8251

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pika-Anarchy

Anarchy, Cracked, gameplay, Hardcore, Ip:, mc.pika-anarchy.eu, Minecraft, Neverending, No Rules, Pika-Anarchy, PvP, Server, Survival, world

PikaAnarchy is a minecraft server that promises its players cracked survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is mc.pika-anarchy.eu.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, best game, console, Decade, FANTASY, game of the decade, Gaming, Gaming Community, GOAD, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, RPG, Server, Shit, video games, wii, Wii U, Xeno, xenoblade, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Xenoshit X

Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Adderall, Benefits, Cheating, consequences, Corners, Cutting, Cutting corners, Deception, dishonesty, ethical shortcuts, Ethics, lying.., making it, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral dilemmas, Older, photo editing, realize, SARMs, shortcuts, shortcuts in life, shortcuts to success, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

#BlackedCards, #DokiDokiLiteratureClub, #EarnedOrgasms, #SlurStrokes, ai, BLA, blacked, BNWO, booru, cked, clothing, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV, smp, Templates, tutorials

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, behemoth, black shadow, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Land Eater, life again, Livestream, longing flower, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, Missiliscan, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, nonsense red, old tales, PC, rapunzel, Rumani, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12