Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	6817

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Farms Harvested:	893

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Emeralds Found:	7492	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.