“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9469	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Votes:	1631
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mines Excavated:	1871
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3190	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	4

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crops Grown:	3441	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1333

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	680

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

vwreloaded.com