“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	8289	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

mc.haliacraft.com

RIVMC

Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	367
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

103.195.100.137:25566

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴜʟᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀꜱ

Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

mc.ulagamers.com

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Farms Harvested:	477
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

cropcraft.apexmc.co

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

play.thefruitbox.net

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

fromthefog.mcserver.us

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	154
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

play.capskyblock.com

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Potions Brewed:	56

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

mc.unicraft.xyz:1100

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

crittercraft.lol

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

play.lyoxir.net

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

mc.cybertivity.com

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

killion.apexmc.co

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

kentermc.minehut.gg

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

play.civearth.net

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

playthedojo.com