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Why Are Walkability And Public Transportation Incomprehensible Minecraft SMP

Why Are Walkability And Public Transportation Incomprehensible Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of trying to navigate the confusing world of walkability and public transportation in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only mode of transportation is riding pigs with jetpacks strapped to their backs!

Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.

But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!

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  • DriveCraft Emotion Detector

    DriveCraft Emotion Detector

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    join our epic minecraft server where we can read human emotions quicker by how people drive in the game than by their expressions in real life. it’s like a virtual psychoanalysis session every time you log on.

    we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. they trade in diamonds and emeralds and have their own llama mafia that enforces the rules.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at math.

    our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. it’s a marvel of engineering and a testament to the dedication of our players. climb to the top and you’ll be rewarded with a view of the entire server, complete with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

    so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride full of surprises, llamas, and diamond chickens. who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to explore?

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  • Hippo Snooze Sync

    Hippo Snooze Sync

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    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where ur breathin actually helps u sleep better in the game? well, this server is the place for u! our magical hippopotamus (hippocampus) will synchronize with ur sleep oscillations and make u feel like ur dreamin while ur playin! join now for the ultimate sleepin and craftin experience!

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  • Dreamscape Realms 1.20.3

    Dreamscape Realms 1.20.3

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    Bruh, forget about all that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual doctor! You can cure pixelated zombies with your magical healing powers and build hospitals out of blocks! Who needs real life when you can save lives in the virtual world? Plus, we have a secret lab where you can create potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and let your inner mad scientist run wild!

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  • The Caring Crafter Minecraft SMP

    The Caring Crafter Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a strict sharing/caring policy!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our AI guides will blow your mind with their unlimited gens, and our BLACKED Modding will take your gameplay to a whole new level.

    But that’s not all! We also offer official BLACKED clothing for your in-game character, a BNWO dictionary for all your roleplaying needs, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms program that will leave you speechless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • GodlyConnection – Minecraft SMP

    GodlyConnection – Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

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