Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RIVMC

Survival

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8418	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6837	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2935
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are one of the is one of the longest running Minecraft servers on the internet and have something for everyone: Skyblock, PvE, PvP w/ Factions, minigames, HUGE “plotme” creative Plots, Hide&Seek (BlockHunt), Infection, MobArena, and Paintball (Snowball fight)!, etc! Come join the fun! First auto-rank-up after only a few hours of gameplay!! Now with SkyGrid! Come see our new (2024) gorgeous spawns by Luna_BlackRose!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.