Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UltimateCraft

Amazing Faction Pvp server where you have to get your faction ready for war as pvp is very common in the server Vote for awesome prizes everyday 😀 Hope to see you on there – matthew

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Magic Items Found:	6741	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1259

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.