Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Potions Brewed:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RPGFactions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreeperCommunity

We are a small server with SurvivalGames and much more.

We have 6 SurvivalGames arenas, 5 of them are from the star designer Vareide, 1 of them is our Freebuild-Arena from galaxyfriend.

We also have a city where you can buy your own house or penthouse.

Do you want more than member? Come into our team! Tell us why you “must go 😉 ” into our team on www.creepercommunity.net

We are looking forward to you

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3414	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DragonEyePvp

Welcome to DragonEyePvp! We assure the staff of DragonEyePvp is also up to the standard of our server. Each member of our dedicated staff will respond to any call, given the availabilty of the staff member at the time, with up-most haste. This ensures that our server remain fair and hacker free for the rest of the players that wish to play fairly.

We at DragonEyepvp hope to see you on our server, and we hope that you have a great time playing with our community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.