Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GrassCraft Hardcore Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Hardcore Factions PVP Raiding

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MyCraft

Creative

The Best Creative Server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Weach MC

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

WeachMC ,vote-free rank ,kitpvp ,skywars ,mobarena ,blockhunt spleeg mmcmo survival pvp-kletka ontime-rewards

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GodsPvp.net

Factions

GodsPvp.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PimpCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to PimpCraft!!! This is a Faction server, where pvp and raiding is allowed!! The community is very friendly!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TheArMaGeDooM

Skyblock, Skywars

TheArMaGeDooM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CRAFT.LV

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

IP= MC.CRAFT.LV = MINIGAMES = SKYPVP = SKYWORLD = SKYBLOCK = SKYWARS = EVENTS = MEGADROPS

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mine-Prison

Prison

Mine-Prison

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gruvdrift

Survival

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!