Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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