Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7858
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crops Grown:	5402	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7982	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	4173
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9660	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

Absorption, Analysis, Brain, cognition, contemplation, data, grazing, Info, INFORMATION, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, processing, Reflection, ruminant, Server, thinking, thought, Understanding

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9012
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	8236

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Craftara

1.21.1, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Connect, Conquer, Craftara, Discord, Explore, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty, Community, cute, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, passing, PIXEL, POL, relationships, Server, society, tolerance, trad, traditional values, trans woman, Transgender, webm

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Ego, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Advanced Quest, Fate/Grand Order Atlantis, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Damage Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order GUDAGUDA, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair Support, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Fate/Grand Order Summoning Info, FGO, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	900
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ExBlock-Party

accusations, Cheating, children, clear out, co parenting, Confront, custody battle, Divorce, donation, ex-spouse, ExBlockParty, family, goodwill, Help, micro preemie, MONEY, Siblings, Spite, Struggle, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just happen in real life, it happens in-game too! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of this player’s ex and their stolen toys.

Need a break from the chaos of your own life? Come build and explore with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine away your problems in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as entertaining and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	109	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
New Chunks Explored:	123152	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PagerStrikeCraft

10. Corporate scandal, 11. Digital deception, 12. Misrepresentation, 13. Unethical behavior, 14. Crisis management, 15. Public relations, 16. Brand reputation, 17. Media scrutiny, 18. Legal implications, 19. Online presence, 2. Pager strike, 20. Trustworthiness., 3. Fake CEO photo, 4. Website, 5. Scandal, 6. Implication, 7. Deception, 8. Fraud, 9. Business ethics, Company implicated, PagerStrikeCraft

so, like, this server is like, sooo lit, you gotta join, man. like, the CEO is like, not even real, they use a fake photo, can you believe that? it’s like, a total scam, but in a funny way. join us and be part of the madness, we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you. come on, don’t be a square, join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5