Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY