”Who’s the SMP Boss?” – Minecraft SMP

ai, Artificial Intelligence, AUTHORITY, Autonomy, Boss, cameras, control, data collection, Ethics, Humanity, Minecraft, Monitoring, Observation, power, privacy, smp, society, speculation, Surveillance, Technology, Whos, wondering

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are constantly watching your every move through hidden cameras placed all over the map. They study your gameplay to cater to your every whim and desire, making sure you have the most epic Minecraft experience possible.

But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crops Grown:	5817
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Votes:	7263
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Enchantments Applied:	167

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9963	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Zombie Dances:	10	Crops Grown:	9314
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1998	Dragon Eggs Found:	7754
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	4492
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3558
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	748
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.