WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, Like.., DIRTY, explicit

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but vanilla! Join us for a wild ride filled with dirty fucking whorcas and all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the dirty fucking whorca. These majestic creatures roam the land, causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dirty fucking whorca as you explore the vast world we’ve created. And who knows, you might even befriend one and have it as your loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to encounter the dirty fucking whorcas at every turn.

AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP

Pain, funny, Unfortunate, clumsy moments, Foolish

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!

And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!

So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!

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NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

bothersome, unwanted advice, Unsolicited, NoMoreMinecraftAdvice, detest

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

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AzerCraft Minecraft Server

killed 38, CREW, flag carrier, AzerCraft, air travel

so, liek, u kno how Azerbaijan’s flag carrier suspends flights to more Russian cities cuz of a crash that killed 38 peeps? well, u shud totally join our minecraft server instead!

we got flying pigs that deliver u to ur destination in style, no crashes here, only laughs and good times! plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make u forget all about those boring old flights.

come join us and explore our crazy world where u can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of diamonds, and make friends with talking chickens. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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DroneCraft: Russian Air Assault

secretive, air war, international relations, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES flying around like crazy! russia is shaking in their boots because our secret factory is pumping out drones like no tomorrow. join us and be part of the most intense air war in minecraft history. who needs russia when you can join us and dominate the skies with our insane drone production. hurry up and join before it’s too late!

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Dual-Doped CaMnO3: High ZT FunCraft

strategy, electrical conductivity, Properties, achieving, CaMnO3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we make CaMnO3 even cooler with Y and La dual-doping!! we be achievin’ high ZT with cost-effective processin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

imagine makin’ CaMnO3 even more lit than it already is, all thanks to our wild dual-doping strategy. we be turnin’ up the thermoelectric properties to levels you never thought possible in Minecraft.

so if you wanna be part of the most epic, mind-blowin’ experiments in the Minecraft world, join us now and let’s make CaMnO3 the coolest kid on the block! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

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WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP

NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

AzerCraft Minecraft Server

DroneCraft: Russian Air Assault

Dual-Doped CaMnO3: High ZT FunCraft