White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

attraction, bitchy, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, dating preferences, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnics, Girls, interracial dating, Minecraft, non-white girls, NonWhite, prejudices, prude, Race, relationships, Relax, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	259

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	86	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9964	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ores Mined:	5101
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3206	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3834	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crops Grown:	9592	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	5555
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9289	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!