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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6330 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
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