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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8709 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Potions Brewed: | 62 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
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