Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magic Items Found: 2003
Astral Projections Made: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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