Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3793
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Dimension Hops: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 375
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ores Mined: 5777 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Runes Activated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 471588 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2415 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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