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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Void Gems Collected:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	873411	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2926
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

#youtube, asian music, calming, cultural music, healing, HOLY, holy soul, instrumental music, Korean music, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Seo, seoul, Seovl, smp, soothing music, Soulful Music, SOVL, SPIRITUAL, traditional music, Video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6215	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	7582	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Star Shards Collected:	240	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	653999	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1