Yo, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy study done in some random place in Brazil that showed sending messages on WhatsApp can like, totally help with depression and stuff. So like, if you’re feeling down in the dumps, just hop on our server and get some virtual therapy while building cool stuff with your blocky pals. It’s like, scientifically proven to make you feel better, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft save your soul, bro!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
Crops Grown: 5855 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7438
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2643
    Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Falling into the Void: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Animals Bred: 171
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mines Excavated: 2725
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4825 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8518
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

    Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

    Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 3822

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

    YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

    Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

    But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

    Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 429 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

    Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

    Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

    But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Emeralds Found: 2074 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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