WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!

AlliesTime server Minecraft

AlliesTime server, Server, Minecraft, AlliesTime, description

The owner of the AlliesTime server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

srv11.vrhosting.su:25585

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Help in our fight against brazil on EarthMC

Shop Plugins, Brazil, Survival, Fight, Towny

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name EarthMC

Active Residents 300+

Players Online 200+

Server Features Towny, Shop Plugins

Join our nation dangitmordecai.earthmc.net

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our nation directly with the server address dangitmordecai.earthmc.net.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: The server features Towny and Shop plugins, among others.

Q: How many active residents are there?

A: There are over 300 active residents in our nation.

Q: How many players are online at all times?

A: There are at least 200 players online at all times.

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Nativus CuckCraft 1.20.5

cultural appropriation, cultural identity, meme, social media, internet trolling

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, so lit that even your own native tongue will be cucked just to post about it on 4chan! Like, imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of memes and insanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to lose your mind in the best way possible, join now and embrace the craziness!

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SleepyCraft SMP

sleep mask, peaceful environment, bedtime routine, comfort, soothing music

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, bro, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on some epic shenanigans, man. We got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato, like what even is that? And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, it’s wild, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Friday night where we all wear chicken costumes and dance to techno music. It’s like a rave, but with more feathers, you feel me?

And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we have. It’s intense, bro. Like, these llamas are faster than lightning, I swear. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like the Olympics, but with more spitting.

So, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and be part of the madness, hit me up, bro. We’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of slime. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

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BlockyNormality

conventional behavior, normalised, habitual patterns, cultural standards, ordinary conventions

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the boring, normal world and dive into a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes while you battle it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us, and he once built a roller coaster made entirely of golden apples! So if you’re tired of the same old, same old, come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself.

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